Start over. Try this:
“Are you a special hard working professional woman who wonders what it would be like to have a house husband? You might like to meet me. I’m thinking I might like that job.” If you get a bite, be prepared to demonstrate your housekeeping, childcare and cooking skills and be as charming as you can be. Who knows? Are you also good looking and good in bed? I wouldn’t mention the napping.
Are you the motherly type? Have you been unable to find a husband or have a baby. Are you independently wealthy? Check me out and get a great 2 for 1 deal.
There are many older/retired women living alone in Florida condos who would love to have a man around the house to change the air conditioner filters, take out the garbage, weed the garden, clean out the rain gutters, fix the windows, provide security, do the laundry, carry the groceries, ... a live in handy man.
You might even get lucky and clean out the pipes now and then. But you will need to be personable and friendly. Practice.
@LuckyGuy One girl threw herself at me and I got scared I stopped flowing her. I just wasted $60. I’ve canceled all my dating accounts. for now. I might sign up for eHarmony in February when my credit card is paid up.