Damn…the examples you provided are really something. Seriously. Especially the last one. After reading those, I’m pretty sure I can’t do anything that great. Or disturbing, whichever.
Therefore, I’m just going to rip off a story I read. It was about three and a half pages long, but the last sentence defines the whole thing.
’‘So I tried to escape the tiger by running into a cave, except the cave was a dead end, and the tiger got to me. I didn’t manage to escape or fight it off, this is a ghost speaking to you.’’
Oh I just got another one.
The doorbell rang, my package came, finally. I opened the door and there was @ETpro goin’, hot stuff, comin’ through!
:p