Picnic table, one in Missouri, one in Maryland.
On the pier, saying good bye as nicely as I could to my husband the night before he got under way, while the watch in the crow’s nest watched through binnoculars. I tapped my husband on the shoulder and told him we were being watched. He said, “Mff mff mmm, wave to the nice sailor honey.” I did. Good thing the binnoculars were strapped around his neck, because he dropped them when I waved, and abruptly turned around.
In a parking lot, with no car.
On board a navy vessel, when I went to wake the very hot sailor who was supposed to “Relieve” me for duty.
On the ninth green, oh gawd! Chiggers,chiggers!
In a stall in the ladies at the EM club, while someone in the next stall peed 4 gallons, I nearly imploded trying not to laugh.
On a Harley…..... it wasn’t going anywhere at the time, but boy, did we!
@syz, I too did a cemetary, on a flat tombstone. I had the guy’s name on my back, mirror image, for a couple of days. His birth date was on one cheek, death date the other cheek. My best friend saw it and really got the creeps.
The bench press in the fitness room of a private gated community.
That’s the best ones I can remember right now.