If my sentence was considered served as soon as I arranged for someone to pay my $0.01 bail, I’d still probably be incarcerated for about a year, especially if I had TV and full internet access while I was doing my time at the Lindsay Lohan Correctional Center. ;-o
Haha, OCD, for sure. We would have the cleanest cell on the block. Type A, most certainly. And without anything to feed that personality being all locked up, I am sure daydreaming about crazy ways to off other cellmates could come to fruition. You’re either going to be with me… Or never sleeping again ;-)