Does it come with a free penis enlarger? It’s not for me, of course. I certainly have no need for a penis enlarger. It’s for my friend, but it’s a surprise, so could you send it to my address with my order of whatever-the-hell-it-is-you-are-selling? And do you have any of those pneumatic anatomically correct life sized dolls? The Jayne Mansfield one? It’s not what you think. My church is casting a play here and we just need a dead blonde behind the couch for three acts, but nobody wants to play that part. Yeah, that would be really cool. Make sure it’s the Jayne Mansfield one. With the vibrator option.