Mazel Tov actually means “Good Luck,” not, as I once believed, “Congratulations.” Nonetheless, Ben and spouse, you have both my congratulations and good luck wishes!
Congratulations on your new addition, Ben. We should all pitch in and write some guidelines for being a dad, I think. And then moderate the hell out of your performance.
Upon further reflection, I think that we should probably kill and erase the thread, since Fluther™ is not a social networking site. Just forget that I said anything at all, please. Move along now; nothing to see here.