@LuckyGuy “I can stabilize and extract you from your car, shut off the gas to a building and open a fire hydrant in seconds.
But it looks like I’m planning a break-in.”
Dude, that’s awesome! I don’t even have jumper cables in my car. They’re at the house. I keep forgetting to put them in the trunk.
“And you write intoxicating wine reviews!” Ahahaha. After we have wine tastings at the store, there are always half-finished sample bottles left over. The staff gets to take them home. It’s totally illegal to drive home with an open container. I’m always worried that I will get pulled over, the cops will search the car for some reason, and I’ll get in trouble for that. To THEM, it will look like I’m driving around with an open bottle of wine after drinking the first half.