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What was the worse pick up line someone has ever given you?

Asked by Broken_EarthAngel (771points) December 9th, 2014
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I was leaving an interview so I was dressed nicely.
Heres mine: Some guy was walking next to me as I came out of the building, he said excuse me, do you like candy? Sure I said, then he followed up with, well would you like a Sugar Daddy? Then he winked at me! I gave a light smile and said no thank you. lol

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DWW25921's avatar

“You have a car and a house! Can me and my kids move in with you?”

This was after this drunken train wreck of a woman was going into detail about her violent husband. She wanted me to buy her a round and I said no because my mortgage payment was coming up and I just bought new tires so I was a little tight financially…

Um… (awkward) No.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Never got a lousy pickup line that I can remember. Most of the time the woman made eye contact a few times, then showed up next to me and we started talking and she let me pick myself up. I guess I’m easy.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I used this one: Hi. Are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Are you busy Saturday night. It worked.

Mimishu1995's avatar

- You are a cutie! Will you come with me?
– Sure honey! Be what you want to be.

This was a line from a school play, a long time ago. Guess the second speaker forgot their line and improvised.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

LuckyGuy's avatar

I was watching the city fireworks from the roof of the YMCA. A guy next to me asked “Are you staying here? Do you mind if I jack off?”

Ick!

ucme's avatar

All pick up lines are shit, uttered from the mouths of the desperate, instantly forgettable.

crissy14's avatar

Not really a “Line” but, we had a temporary associate that was walking behind me and whistled as he tapped my behind when he was leaving.

I fired him instantly.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

In the workplace? How old was he?

crissy14's avatar

I’m not sure, maybe 18 or 19? He hadn’t worked here but only a couple weeks. If I remember right, he was only a cleaner/painter for the facilities.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

My mouth dropped open when I read your answer. Youth has it’s own stupidities, but you’d think he might of learned better even at that age.

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