I dragon kicked myself right in the fucking molars, thankx mate.

Hahaha, supple :D

I upskirted myself.

Reminds me of this one time I saw a woman come out of a public toilet, stoopid bitch had her skirt tucked into her knickers at the back. Long flowing skirt, big ugly woman, not pretty.

Ok, I can kick myself in the left leg with my right foot, but i’m fucked if I can do it the other way around.
Not sure if this means my left leg is a pussy or my right leg a sadist, or…it might just mean fuck all.

It went all the way through my intestines.

@ucme Prolly means fuckall XD

Why would I do that?

I’ve been kicked enough the past 12 days. Can I kick you instead?

@jonsblond
If it pleases you, be my guest.

@ucme it simply means you’re right legged.

@ragingloli Least you had the guts.
@Symbeline I fear you may be correct :D
@josie Because you soldier boys are meant to kick arse, so do it or stfu XD
@jonsblond You can’t kick me, not unless you have fucking gigantic legs.
@Adagio I knew this already through playing football, but hey, thanks anyway :D

A small & yet not altogether unpleasant thread, I certainly got a kick outt…don’t even think about it.

Hey check out your avatar, it’s kicking. ^_^

Aye, never thowt aboot that, he looks like he cud kick a grape off a git big tall thang :D

Where all dem self appointed child like fuckas?

@ucme Strangely, I always thought the lifted leg on your avatar indicated a man helping himself pass wind.

It’s John Cleese, a pic from the ministry of silly walks app…yep, that’s actually a thing.

I thought it was Michael Jackson dancing. I really did think that.

XD That made me laugh, now I have hiccups…phanx.