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[NSFW] What would you have done in Prime Minister Callow's situation?

Asked by ragingloli (52018points) March 24th, 2015
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In the first episode of the Channel 4 TV-series Black Mirror, scoundrels abduct a member of the Royal Family.
In return for her release, the kidnappers demand that Prime Minister Michael Callow have sex with a pig ‘to his completion’ on live television.
Excluding the possibility of rescuing the princess or faking the intercourse, would you have done it?

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ucme's avatar

I’m not going to pork that fucking swine, let the royal bastard die…twice.

CWOTUS's avatar

Maybe, if I got to select the pig, and the “live television” was closed circuit. It’s still “live”, right?

Man, that Britney Spears is really a pig, isn’t she?

majorrich's avatar

And it’s the ugly pig too isn’t it.. Maybe if it was cute and we could have dinner and a movie first.

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Sorry, but my sense of chivalry doesn’t extend to copulating with swine of any species. I would, however, use every agency in my power to hunt down every last one of these people and kill them all—whether they returned the princess or not.

Berserker's avatar

Lol @ragingloli…would you? my guess is, probably:p

And no. Fuck the princess, she can just sit there and suck my dick, anyways.

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