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The article is written by Dr. Richter DasMeerungeheuer (which in English means “Doctor Richter The Sea Monster”), the author of such enlightening and informative articles as Christians Live Longer than Other Believers, Scientists Say, Liberalism Caused by Defective Gene, Astronomers Discover Alien Life, and of course First Scientific Proof of God Found (all earth shaking and, for many, urgent lifestyle-altering news, if true). As to Dr. Sea Monster: If you click on the name of the author, Dr. Richter DasMeerungeheuer, it takes you to a URL with the name BryanS, who appears to be a student at the University of Wyoming at Laramie (Go Cowboys!).
This was good:
“This DNA is unmistakably human, but does posses several small differences that have never before been seen. Several genes are present in the DNA extracted from the spear that do not exist in any other human, and their function is completely unknown.”
Even better was the statement in the “God Found” article which I found more incredible than the title: “Linguistic professors at Bob Jones University, long noted for its intellectual rigor…” Uh…
WIT, or the Wyoming Institute of Technology, doesn’t appear to exist anywhere on Earth except at WIT.org.
This is Satire like the Onion, for the reading pleasure of athiests, agnostics and pissy little theists who go out of their way to hunt and fume at sites such as WIT like good Christian Soldiers. BryanS and friends are having a good time with their extracurricular activity while padding their resumes for hopeful futures with the Onion, Saturday Night Live, etc.