Huff, huff, huff… I’m back! Do you know how long I had to stand in line to get tickets for everyone to fly to Hawaii?
You’ve been to the mansion, you already have a room and a floor all to yourself. I know you’ve had a ton of snow this year and you’d probably prefer visiting someplace warm, so I booked Hawaii for us all. This is where we’ll be staying. No snow anywhere in sight.
Even though you’ll be on vacation, I figured you (and me) might want to sneak down to the Kitchen to do some baking. Ooops, wrong kitchen! Here’s the Right One This particular kitchen is big enough for all of the cooking Jellies who want to pretend like we’re competing on Chopped, without all of the mean judges and stupid, disgusting ingredients. We’ll just cook and bake whatever we damn well please.
And since we’re going to be in Hawaii, I thought it would be appropriate to have some lovely Male Hawaiian Dancers or These Little Cuties.
While you’re waiting for your luggage to be brought to your room, I thought you might be Hungry.
Let me show you to your Room. Just down the hall is your Daughter’s Room. It’s big enough so that she can invite a friend or two or some cousins along.
I hope you enjoy your little vacation and congratulations on your 30K, my friend.