Hey, Jellies! I just sorted through today’s mail, and you’ll never guess what Paul and I received – a packet, about 1 cm thick, from Ben Carson for President 2016. The envelope contains a 6-page fundraising letter, some postcards for us to send to our pals, and bumper stickers for both our cars. There’s even an “I’m with Ben” declaration for us to sign and return.
This is hilarious. We’re the two most extreme leftists you could ever meet. We know that climate change and global warming are real science, not political footballs. We’re very confident that the earth has existed for more than 5,776 years.
I’d love to know how our names and address got added to Carson’s mailing list. I’m guessing that someone played a widescale practical joke on Carson. Paul and I are extremely active in politics and know how much cross-checking occurs before anyone’s added to a database; actually, we’re both involved in database development and maintenance. This was no accident.
Well, it’s nice to know that Ben Carson’s campaign committee is sending pricey mailings to people who’ll laugh at them. The campaign’s resources should be quickly depleted.