Taken from the little known publication, Wordplay by Phil Indeblanks
Last Christmas I gave you all the leftover cookies from the holiday party, but the very next day you got diabetes.
Last Christmas I gave you my virginity, but the very next day you gave it back!
Ba-dump-tss.
hand-held portal device; murdered me
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you took up drinking.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you told me you and your friend Hannibal overcooked it.
Last Christmas I gave you my love letter, but the very next day you sneeze with it.
The song goes like this - Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away.
Yes, @crustyyyturtle, but the point of the question is to wordplay the lyrics.
@Pachy There’s always one ;-}