You guys are such peasants. Step into the gentlemen’s shoe department:
Here’s a nice pair of Testoni Men’s dress shoes for $38,000
The Nike Air Force 1 tennis shoe for $50,000. (Nothing like niche marketing. Are you awake Mr. Presidient?)
How about some butt-ugly Loius Vuittons for only $10,000. “Everybody adores it. The shoes are made with waxed croc cowhide and are totally manly!” Sounds like a hard sell to me.
And should the ladies feel outdone…
Tanzanite Stiletto Sandals (in silver-leaf-leather and diamonds) by Stuart Weitzman, 2 million dollars. Jesus, you can’t even pour champagne into them. What a gip.
Stuart will also do a nice Ruby Red replica of Dorothy’s slippers from the Wizard of Oz for 1.9 million. He promises to use a half pound of rubies for each shoe. For a little extra, Stuart will throw in a guy to drink champagne out of your shoes in public wherever you go.