I like Greece: with all of those sunny islands, what’s not to love?
But I also like Somalia: that hook-shaped country at the Horn of Africa? A horny hook, right? Or a hooky horn, maybe. And since libertarians are forever exhorted to move there, well… we’ll see.
Surely that boot shape of Italy on that beautiful leg – a leg going all the way up to Switzerland! – yeah, that’s a nice shape. But I’m not ready to anthropomorphize an entire nation, even with a leg like that. (And fashion sense, and food, and passion and great looks – yes, there is a lot to like about Italy, but “shape of the country” ... meh.)
Let’s not forget: Dat Switzerland!
So I’m going with Brazil. Big, fat, sunny, beachin’ ... that suits me.