Our gardener turned up today wearing nothing more than his wellies & a gormless grin.
I immediately assigned him to the overgrown thorn bush on the west wing, he got a small prick
It’s Mothering Sunday here now. I think it might upset a lot of mothers if I went out to garden in the nude.
The former owner of this house used to garden in the nude. Consequently, aligned with our neighbors’ windows that overlook our garden are sections of timber fence to obscure their view of our garden. They got fed up of looking out to see a 70+ year old man in the nude bending over his wheelbarrow.
I’m imagining what I’d look like standing on my scraggly lawn in my birthday suit and trust me, as much as I dislike some of my neighbors, it’s a sight I wouldn’t wish even on them.
Rainy and cool here too, but, being on a 10 acre property we could garden nude all day without being the object of voyeuristic intent. haha
Being in my later 50’s now I have joked for years out here that I haven’t caused a stampede yet when I used to go out to my hot tub naked in front of the horses and mules and sheep grazing in the pastures. lol
I wouldn’t want to pick up a tick in the tender parts though.