“Why should we fight of rhis right to have babies when he can’t have babies?” “Don’t you oppress me.” “I’m not oppressing ya Stan, you haven’t got a womb!”
“Your arm’s off.” “No it isn’t.” “Well what’s that then?” “I’ve had worse.” “You liar!” “Come on ya pansy!”
I also have always liked George Carllin’s “Hand me that piano.”
A Group of scientists got together to make a powerful computer to answer a question about life. The machine turned on and the scientists asked “is there a God?” The machine gave an answer “there is now.”