spiked dog treats.

It depends where we are, but if we’re in bed I reach out and touch him. We’ve been together long enough for him to read the meaning of particular types of touching.

If we’re out , I might give him a particular look or say “I think we should go home soon”. On occasion I’ve called him from work to suggest we meet at home before everyone else gets home. Sometimes, I’m very direct and just say let’s have sex. He doesn’t take a lot of persuading! Really, a look or a touch is often all it takes.

I think I’d have an easier time developing cold fusion in my garage.

Men really aren’t all that complicated. If I show any interest or initiative whatsoever, he’s immediately on board. Who needs lingerie when a pulse will do?

$$$$$$$

I get my cock out

What my boss told me “Here honey take some aspirin.” “Her I don’t have a headache.” Him ok dear lets have sex then”. her “tsk. ”

Let her out of the cage.

I don’t know why I looked here thinking there might be good suggestions.

@Kropotkin, sorry we’ve disappointed you. What do you do?

@Kropotkin If you need to seek suggestions on how to arouse your partner from a bunch of strangers on the internet, then i’d suggest maybe a course of relationship counselling

@ucme Why would you read so much into what I said?

@Kropotkin I believe you are doing that very thing, tongue in cheek, dear boy, tongue in cheek