The question was sort of a joke, but the jeans I wear are sized 31R and I have to pull them up a lot unless they’re freshly laundered.
My spare tire probably only has about 5 pounds of pressure. I sure the hell don’t wear skinny shirts with the jeans. A medium polo shirt of the “athletic” style that comes to just below my belt hides 90+ percent.
Funny, I bought the jeans for resale, saying “At least they fit me, even if I’d never wear them!” Then I started wearing a pair of semi-skinny jeans and loved them.
Muscle memory? The first pair of jeans I owned that hugged the calves of my legs were in, I believe, 1979. The year I graduated HS, and sex was never more than seconds from my 17 yo boy’s mind.
I know it’s not politically correct to mention it, but these jeans make this 55 yo guy feel sexy. Not, “I’m too sexy for my jeans” sexy, but randy, flirtatious, sexually aware, sexy. (And not horny fat old goat, sexy, @Coloma)!
And I had my middle aged crisis 16 years ago, thank you very much. They’re just jeans, not Viagra.