WHOLE OF HUMANITY REALIZES IT IS RADICAL ISLAM’S TARGET.
MIRACLE INTELLIGENCE BOOSTING DRUG TRIGGERS END OF REALITY TELEVISION DOMINATION.
GUN FREE ZONES SUDDENLY OBSERVED BY CRIMINALS.
HILLARY CLINTON PUTS VOICE COACH AND PERSONAL STYLIST ON PAYROLL.
LANE DISCIPLINE SWEEPS US HIGHWAYS.
GUN CONTROL SUPPORTERS LEARN SINGLE TECHNICAL FACT ABOUT FIREARMS. ”(We’re) searching for ways to enhance credibility” says politician.
“CONGRESSIONAL TANTRUM” TREND ENDS.
LAWS ON BOOKS ENFORCED BEFORE NEW ONES WRITTEN.
MILLENNIALS WILLING TO MAKE PERSONAL SACRIFICES TO BETTER NATION. “John Kennedy was right.” says Williamsburg mixologist.
CLIMATE CHANGE: PNEUMONIA DEATHS DROP 16% WORLDWIDE.
CHINA AGREES TO OBSERVE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAW.
PEACE IN MIDDLE EAST: “Religion of Peace” finally has effect.
“RACE BAITING NO LONGER PROFITABLE.” SAYS EXPERT. Supporters redirect funds to international manned Mars program.
“NEW TOP GEAR” PRESENTERS DIE IN FIRE. No comment from Stig.