I have thought long and hard about this, and I have decided I want the ability to draw USD$500 worth of money in the local currency every time I place my hand in my pocket.
This is my super power wish, my “if I had a magic Genie’s lamp” wish, etc.
Iron Man would be nice. Super wealthy. Iron Man suit…
I guess I would like Wolverine’s ability to heal himself. Maybe it would work for heart break too.
It would be cool to be able to fly, or breath underwater. I have dreams about both, then I wake up….
The power that everyone on Fluther would understand exactly what I mean, every time I wasn’t litigiously detailed in my answer. Some take a slight error in articulation, and run with it. Ambiguity is a problem with written words, not spoken aloud, with proper intentions clear by tone , or volume.
Because that will be too easy to figure out by others and be used against me. The power only works for my pocket, so I can draw $500, put it in my purse, and carry it around for Whataburger and whatever else as I see fit.
$500 isn’t enough to be suspicious, but is enough to be useful, and easy enough to put in an envelope a few times over for a big purchase.