Some people simply have chicken brains.
It serves as some sort of an explanation to what you simply don’t understand and which seems strange and disturbing (especially of you are a bit dumb), and also why bad things happen in your life. Instead of solving the problems or simply Googleing shit, let’s make ourselves look like victims and toss the ball to someone else.
You live so horrible because you are a victim. You are manipulated and trapped. It was all carefully staged by some shady, vague, foreign organization.
Because you are so fucking important. Having you out of control is the end of the world. It is crucial for them to keep you under control.
Beyonce dances so strange, she must be possessed by the devil. Britney Spears shaved her head and had several scandals, she is actually fighting the system. Gaga is strange and creepy, she is totally an Illuminati puppet. People really like Pokemon, they must be some demons possessing the children (and for God’s sake THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!).
No such things as being artistic, having mental issues, or simply being in a fandom. That seems too easy and, you know, sensible, to accept.
Life is too short and easy not to think like this, for some people.