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What would you get Trump for Christmas?

Asked by ucme (50047points) November 18th, 2016
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Assuming parcel bombs are left unmonitored.

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Mariah's avatar

A steaming pile of my sick-person shit.

Mariah (25883points)“Great Answer” (7points)
Lonelyheart807's avatar

A one-way ticket to Mexico to live…then quickly build a wall.

Lonelyheart807 (2927points)“Great Answer” (6points)
ucme's avatar

He needs to sort that hideous hair out, attempt to look more presidential, so I gift him some hair clippers.

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Lightlyseared's avatar

Black leather trench coats for him and his staff.

Lightlyseared (34625points)“Great Answer” (1points)
ucme's avatar

A copy of his running mate’s recently outed sex tape…Pounds & Pence
A real money spinner that one.

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (1points)
imrainmaker's avatar

He’s already got Xmas present..big one.!!

imrainmaker (8380points)“Great Answer” (0points)
kritiper's avatar

A puppy! They can be such a headache for the first 4 years!

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Aster's avatar

A silk tie from Neiman Marcus.

Aster (20023points)“Great Answer” (1points)
ucme's avatar

A singing card…”Hey Mister Tangerine Man, build a wall for me…”

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (1points)
filmfann's avatar

A book to instruct him on self-loathing. Why should he be left out?

filmfann (52231points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Coloma's avatar

A vial or Arsenic in a nice pot of tea.

Coloma (47193points)“Great Answer” (1points)
jca's avatar

A makeover.

jca (36062points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Sneki95's avatar

Some book about applying makeup or something similar.

Sneki95 (7017points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Pachy's avatar

A one-way ticket on the next space probe to Mars where he could rule the entire planet like Ming ruled Mongo.

Pachy (18610points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Zaku's avatar

A magic charm to turn him into a humane human being whose greatest wish is the health and happiness of all human creatures on Earth, and to realize that his alliance with backward corporate pawns is a mistake he can reverse.

Zaku (30366points)“Great Answer” (2points)
rem1981's avatar

Mr Universe t-shirt.

rem1981 (393points)“Great Answer” (1points)
SecondHandStoke's avatar

A first class tailor.

I mean, WTAF??

SecondHandStoke (9522points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Aster almost had it right—a silk necktie from Nieman Marcus? Wrong. A hemp necktie from US Cordage.

Espiritus_Corvus (17294points)“Great Answer” (2points)
flutherother's avatar

A large orange dust sheet to drape over the Statue of Liberty for the next four years.

flutherother (34537points)“Great Answer” (2points)
cazzie's avatar

Special therapy sessions and call them, ‘Clockwork Orange Face’ http://wpimages.freepresshouston.com/2016/07/eeeee.jpeg

cazzie (24516points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Kardamom's avatar

A dunce cap and a pie in the face.

Kardamom (33294points)“Great Answer” (1points)
ucme's avatar

Well done to you brave souls who answered, for sucking up the hate & or venting, give yourselves a pat on the back.

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Pinguidchance's avatar

A retrospective abortion law.

Pinguidchance (5040points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Jeruba's avatar

^^^ retroactive?

Jeruba (55832points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

radioactive

Espiritus_Corvus (17294points)“Great Answer” (0points)
reijinni's avatar

a boot to the head.

reijinni (6953points)“Great Answer” (1points)

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