Fluther: What would you get Hillary for Christmas?

What would you get Hillary for Christmas?

Asked by ucme (50047

) November 18th, 2016
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Last year as a gag my brother in law gave me a Trump bumper sticker that had his big orange head. I was going to wrap it in a box and give it back this year with a tag that said “dick in a box” I guess I could give that to her.

ARE_you_kidding_me (20021

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A dart board with Trump’s picture?

Lonelyheart807 (2927

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a sympathy card.

cinnamonk (5402

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A mirror, with a label reading “The reason you lost”.

ragingloli (51989

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I’d give her a pack of Top Trumps, a card game she could play with Bill.

ucme (50047

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Her nemesis that lives near me. A big, buckskin Mule named ” Hillary.” Striking resemblance.
They have the same face and smile and teeth. Hee haw.

Coloma (47193

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Lots and lots of tissues..

imrainmaker (8380

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A cane and a box of Prozac.

Aster (20023

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I’d have a skylight installed in her bathroom.

Glass ceiling? Get it? Hello, is this thing on?

filmfann (52256

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A mud face mask that would never come off!

MooCows (3216

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A broom.

Sneki95 (7017

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An invitation to my Chanukah dinner. I’d love to talk to her. Selfish of me I guess. If I could I would write her a script for Xanax.

Christmas is only a month away, realistically I think give her dark glasses and a wig for a few months. Or, a vacation out of the country.

JLeslie (65453

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Trump’s scalp!

She could use it as a throw rug to walk on daily.

Pachy (18610

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A shirt her size, with the line: At least I won the popularity vote

Mimishu1995 (23630

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A Trump toilet.

I’m sure the rhyming slogan for this item goes without saying. ;-)

Brian1946 (32291

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A request for a refund of the money I donated to the Sanders primary campaign.
With a card suggesting that she should have come out aggressively against Citizens United, against fracking, against the DAPL, and not chosen a corporate crony for a vice president.

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