People who:
- Answer yes-or-no questions with 20-minute stories. (Actually, I really can’t copy with a 20-minute story at all, for any reason.)
- Can’t understand that words such as media, data, and bacteria are plural, and who authoritatively say things such as, “Bacteria is infecting that wound.”
- Can’t construct, like, a single, like, phrase without, like, saying the word like.
- Tell me, “But it’s happy hour somewhere!,” after I’ve politely declined an alcoholic beverage. It’s never mandatory to eat or drink anything, and I really don’t enjoy being put on the spot and feeling compelled to explain why I’d rather not have alcohol.
- Say “At the end of day…” frequently, as a verbal crutch and to punctuate every statement.
- Never fail to complain about the heat during summertime and the cold during the winter.