Right now my house phone is pretty corny – purposely. it’s my husband and I on it. I say, “Hi this is JT” and he says, “And this is Bri” And I say “And w’ere not here” and he says “So leave a message.” My friends and family think it’s both totally corny and funny.
My cell phone voicemail is generic, just “hey this is Bri, I can’t get to the phone, so leave me a message.”
My friend had the BEST voicemail ever a few years back .The two of us came up with it. It was long, but hilarious.
She said in her most sexy voice, “Do you like dialing phone numbers and listening to them ring over and over, then, finally leaving a message? Well leave me one and I’ll make your dreams come true.”
Or something to that effect.