^All I have is cucumbers here ok… People need killing,and saving by cucumber. It just takes some imagination, creativity, and ingenuity.
When I worked in the emergency veterinary field, we had lots of tricks. I know that some EMS people use “spikes,” from IV bags, for emergency tracheostomy. The little ring even fits easily to most air/O2 tubes, for example…
You could shave/shape a cucumber down to a cylinder. Then drill a hole to make an ET tube. That could help resuscitate someone….