@funkdaddy That put a smile on my face, the added motivational angels of your wife.
I listened to it and I can totally see you searching for the snooze button before they start!
I don’t use a alarm since I am not a slave to the machine. But I do have a window that faces east and I keep my blinds open so the neighbors can gaze upon my morning ritual of me shoving my face into the wall to escape the sun. Then I give up and feed the fish and make toast.
Last time I used a alarm was when I had to go to the dentist and that was around four months ago and I just used the generic alarm on Android.
I found an Android alarm tone that actually is semi-pleasant to wake up to, in a funny way. It’s musical, but sort of like a sound effect signalling time to wake up.
It literally goes like this “but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you wake up now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”