Thanks for the sports car.
Thanks for the Chuck Berry record.
The broadcasts, however, have been horrible.
Your planet is blocking our view. We are, therefore, relocating it next to the planet you refer to as Uranus.
We could just destroy you, but we find it amusing to be able to say that your terrible television broadcasts are coming from there.
1.Your species has failed all our tests. A decision about your future will be made tomorrow.
2.With immediate effect your world comes under the jurisdiction of the Third Galactic Arm reporting to Emperor Trump.
3.Mars or Uranus; the choice is yours.