Him: “I am going through a hard time right now and cannot be in a relationship”.
You: “Ok, I understand, let’s break up”.
Him: “Ok, Bye”. he says turning his Xbox back on
Time Passes
Him: “Hey, we have had a wonderful two weeks and I’m single right now, wanna have a relationship”?
Her: “Sure, let’s move in together”;
Time Passes
Her: “Oh, honey, isn’t everything wonderful now we are together”.
Him (to himself): “Wow, you are not as hot/willing/giving/accepting as I thought you would be. I wonder if SavannahLeslie will let me come back?”
OR
Her: “Wpw. you are not the catch I thought you would be, get out”.
Him (to himself): “Wow, you are not as hot/willing/giving/accepting as I thought you would be. I wonder if SavannahLeslie will let me come back?”
Either way…..
Him: “SavannahLeslie, honey. I sure miss you and think about you all the time (now that I have my fill of that wild ‘tang). Want to get back together”?
You: “Oh sure, I can see you are over your tough time and ready for a serious relationship like I thought we had a month ago, so, why not”. “Oh, can you get tested for STD’s before we hook up again, just askin’”?