Depends on what he goes down for. It would likely be a prison with a golf course.
Keep in mind. This president made a huge downgrade from his golden tower, to the Whitehouse. Any prison, would seem like Hell, I would think.
If he were my cellmate? He wouldn’t be allowed to sit on my toilet. But, he would need to keep the toilet pretty anyways. He’d be wise to keep it real clean, because he’d have to use his toothbrush. I would expect his deserts, and most meats, at lunch. I might let him wear his wig, on the 3rd Friday of each month. I would sell his ass, and mouth, for tradable materials. And he would listen, or I’d slap him around, and make him sleep on the floor, by the toilet. I would love a “stable genius” janitor/whore, to make my time more tolerable…