“Whoa, what a huge crowd! I am always so nervous in front of so many people, so I have to imagine you all naked.”
That is my opening line at an elementary school event.
I am told that air conditioning is functioning poorly tonight, and as a result the only fresh air coming in is from the open doors. So, we are going to try something to conserve.
Right now, all ladies hold your breath, and men breathe normally. When I say switch, switch.
So, when I was young, I had a favorite teacher. Show of hands, did any of you have a favorite teacher? When I was in the fourth grade, no, maybe fifth… it couldn’t have been sixth because we moved that year, probably fourth, yeah okay. Oh! Switch.