For Dummies series author.
Or to be paid to Fluther.

Watching movies, and telling the studios how to improve them.

Rock star.

An Assassin.

Pornhub Thot.

Housewife. Please don’t roll your eyes and say :“yeah, right,” because it’s the truth. I love homemaking and cooking and am fulfilled by both, but I’ve never liked anything about having a job.

@ragingloli same bruh

No, but I would like to be a professor at an elite university, surrounded by books and cats. :)

To be a National Geographic Photographer who travels the world on adventurous treks.. and makes enough money to live comfortably on it.

Vegetarian food taster for Vegetarian Times Magazine, Whole Foods, and Trader Joe’s.

I really don’t know, which is probably why I will never have a job I love.

I like not working, but it doesn’t pay well.

I also like helping people. I like not having to be at very work early. I like training and teaching.

Successful cartoonist in the vein of a Bill Watterson

Professional photographer represented by Magnum Photos.

Actress.
I have sometimes said that had I gone Hollywood instead of military, Sandra Bullock would not have much of a career, because I would have scored nearly every part she has done.

I found it amusing she was my daughter’s favorite actress because I had never told her my thoughts on that.
Props to Sandra. She knew what she wanted and went for it.

Extreme sports photographer

I would love to own a successful comic book shop / café. Of course, “successful” and “comic book shop” are sadly oxymorons.

A professional comic artist.

Still working for it.

It will happen. Don’t stop.