LOL! I agree @ARE_you_kidding_me. It was perfect!
One time we were at a place that sells boats. We’d climb around on the pontoon boats and pretending. Rick had on a fluffy winter jacket. He was sitting in the driver’s seat and he pressed a button on the side and the seat raised up. Then down. Then up.
I said, “Cool! Let me try!” It didn’t register that he looked at me strangely at that moment, but he obligingly got up and sat on the couch.
I looked and looked for that button. I couldn’t find it. “Where is the button??!”
Rick said, helplessly, “Val….” I looked over at him and his couch seat was going up and down….I said, “What the hell?”
He said “Val, I’m just moving up and down inside my coat…” and the coat wasn’t moving. It was a wild illusion and I thought he was going to fall out of the boat laughing! He LOVES to tell that story!
And there are more. I never fail to laugh at his delivery, even if it IS at my “expense.”