Bar jokes:
A man walks into a bar and sees a horse. Well now, that’s something you don’t see every day. The man asked the bartender what’s up.
The bartender explained that most of his customers are regulars. Only a few can play darts at a time. The others get bored. So, they turned to bar bets. The bartender said the horse was his. He’d brought it in to put his customers to the test.
What kind of test? Asks the man. The bartender said the wager is your fifty bucks to my fifty and a free beer if you can make the horse laugh.
The man put fifty on the bar. He says, “I’m up for that.”
He approached the horse. He started petting it, and patted its neck. After making sure the horse was calm, he gently lowered the horse’s head, and whispered in its ear. The horse jerked up his head, twisting it side to side, and laughed!
The man went back to the bar. He pocketed the hundred dollars, drank the beer, and left.
Sometime the next week the man was back again.
“I see you’re still taking bets on the horse,” he said.
The bartender said he was, but the bet had changed. It was the same wager, only to make the horse cry without harming him.
The man put fifty on the bar, went to the horse, and taking it by the halter, led it to the stock room, and after two minutes led the horse back to the corner. It cried the whole way.
The man walked back to the bar. He pocketed the hundred dollars, and drank the free beer.
As the man turned to go, the bartender blustered, “Mr., you took a hundred dollars and two beers from me. I gotta know how you did it.”
With a straight face the man replied, “I whispered to him that my piece of action is bigger than his.” The bar crowd roared with laughter.
The bartender pressed, “How did you make him cry?
“I showed him.,”