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Would you wear people?

Asked by SmashTheState (14228points) April 19th, 2020
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If you discovered that you had the power to transform people permanently into a piece of clothing—they would remain conscious and aware, but completely unable to move or communicate in any way—would you do so? If so, whom would you do it to? What piece of clothing would you turn them into? And would you wear that clothing?

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SQUEEKY2's avatar

Like if I had the power to turn Trump into a pair of tighty whiteys , would I then wear him?

SmashTheState's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 Sure. Although I’m not sure you could get close enough to him to do so without getting caught. Assuming you could, would you actually wear Trump against your crotch like that?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Would I be able to run as fast as Flo-Jo if I wore her suit? That would be interesting to see what that feels like.Or would I be torture to someone like her when I am nowhere near as fast as her on my own?
If I wore a famous Sumo Wrestler suit out in the cold, would I be warm and he freezing?
Upon consideration, I’d have to say no, I don’t want to do that.

Jonsblond's avatar

I’d turn Brad Pitt into a bra. I’d love to have him hold my boobs.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Jonsblond -LOL What about his lesser known brather, Bra Pitt?

ucme's avatar

Lebron James can be my Jockstrap.
I hear he’s rather good at handling balls.

Jonsblond's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille how did I not see that when I wrote it?! Nice catch. :D

ragingloli's avatar

I almost said “yes”, but that was before I realised you were not talking about skinning people alive and using their skin as a suit.

raum's avatar

My underpants are alive might be the best Fluther topic.

raum's avatar

I think I’d have to pass. Sounds like torture for the person. And an intrusion of my privacy.

Though if this were the only means to stop someone truly evil, I supposed I could wear a serial killer as my shoe.

Is this a commentary on wearing leather?

filmfann's avatar

At every red carpet, celebrities are asked “who are you wearing?”. This could change the meaning.

Patty_Melt's avatar

WTH kind of question is this?

Coolhandluke's avatar

Maybe add another layer of skin to my own? I’d stay warmer and be harder to kill. Sure.

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