Funny
There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
It seems that covid19 has killed my funny bone!!!
A peanut butter sandwich walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. The bartender said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food.”
I have a knock knock joke. You start.
@kritiper Knock Knock. Who’s there?
I recently gave up chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows. It was a rocky road.
I asked my doctor if he was on twitter, but he had never heard of it and replied “I’m not following.”
I could go on and on with Dad jokes lol.
Why do nurses need red pens at work?
(poolq ʍɐɹp oʇ pǝǝu ʎǝɥʇ ǝsɐɔ uI)
And:
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
(ʎllɐɹǝʇᴉl sƃuᴉɥʇ ǝʞɐʇ sʎɐʍlɐ ʎǝɥ┴)
@RedDeerGuy1 I guess you’ve never heard of knock knock jokes. Before your time…
Q: What borders on insanity? A: Canada and Mexico