There is a lot riding on this!
Fits best – as in: blocks the passage of a sneeze? Or fits best, as in “fashionable”?
Cube of cheese would block effectively. Party sausage would be acceptable to wear to a party.
They are both pliable, and will adapt to their available space. Neither would be beneficial to your breath.
Why not both? One for each nostril.
I think there is a scientific answer to this question. We need only consult the writings of the great French astrologer, physician, and future-teller – the great Nostril-damus. In his writings you can learn all that he nose.
With enough force, they all fit equally well. I am assuming the “party sausage” is a phallic innuendo.
The sausage makes the most sense as cheese can’t be trusted.
The party sausage was not an innuendo of any kind just a party sausage! I shall try both “tricks” out & report back the carnage!
@ucme Use cottage cheese, maybe even brie.Limburger if you’ve got guts!
Use a Harzer Roller or a Casu Marzu.
I may go full “Rambo” & arm myself with that disgusting squirty tube cheese…that plunged up a nostril will likely drown the wife victim!
@ucme -How about some grated Parmesan?