I think it’s a pointless single pun joke repeated way too often.
I don’t see how anyone would think that’s going to sell Kraft’s crappy industrial noodles, except by the no-redeeming-value strategy/theory of “any name recognition results in more sales”.
Mainly it inspired thoughts like “does anyone really call that product “noods” – if so, I think I hate those people”, and “who thought this was worth producing and broadcasting?”
As for the OP’s reaction about it being “super-creepy” or “offensive”, it only offends me by feeling like an insult to my intelligence, to my taste, and to my self-control.
I don’t see it being so much “creepy” as a painfully over-done joke where the actress jokingly implies creepiness, but it’s not, it’s just dumb.
I have zero concern about it for kids, other than that they might see it and annoy lots of people by repeating it and giggling a lot. I expect no kid who’ll get the lame “joke” is not going to have heard worse.
Well, actually, there is an aspect that makes me feel dread with regard to children, which is that it shows them how insufferably stupid, annoying and relentlessly commercial our culture is, but that’s just the bleak truth, and there’s no escaping that, except to not watch ads and avoid pop culture.