HA! It never gets old.
I’ve got a list like everyone else – but mine may be twice as long since I’m bi ;)
You’re probably right about the pandemic throwing everyone off their game. People seem more hungry for real human contact, while at the same time more awkward. But I think whether it’s online, phone text, or in person people have to say something in order to communicate. And the words they use are sometimes the same. I won’t say I’ve heard it all before but I’ve heard a lot.
My brain dumps some stuff kind of automatically, because it’s a pretty small box things fall out. So when it comes to pickup/flirt moves that I actually remember they fall into just three categories – Best (it actually worked on me, and we went out). Most creative (it got my interest enough that we talked). And the worst ever (disgusting, creepy, or downright scary).
Best :
“I’m sorry if you’ve noticed me staring at you. I just really like meeting interesting people. Do you have time to talk?”
Most creative:
“Damn this phone. None of my perv apps are working. Just tell me what I should say to spend more time with you.”
The worst :
“Girl I want to fuck you really hard. Do you mind?” – Not even hello…
And, do I use pickup lines myself? Yes. And they’re totally stupid.
But I can’t blame the pandemic for that.