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How would you like to be cooked?

Asked by ragingloli (51974points) February 13th, 2022
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It is the dark of night, and you have been abducted by aliens, who have decided to eat you.
But Good News! You get to decide the recipe they will use to prepare the dish!
What recipe (non-toxic to the aliens) do you pick?

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Blackwater_Park's avatar

I’d want them to cleanly sever my left leg, bbq it over cherry or apple wood and allow me to try it as well. Then let me go minus said leg but otherwise ok.

raum's avatar

Cold no-cook stone/human soup.

flutherother's avatar

Délice de sauce au chocolat

Cooked slowly and tenderly in a huge vat of warm chocolate sauce garnished with the bodies of twenty or thirty naked human females.

rebbel's avatar

Croque Monsieur

filmfann's avatar

Slow cooked in a hot tub, me, Natalie Portman, and a stick of butter.

LadyMarissa's avatar

I’d prefer being Sushi or Steak Tartar.

Caravanfan's avatar

Eaten raw, live.

JLoon's avatar

I’d like to be eaten, but not necessarily cooked.

We could go out for dinner after that though.

If they were still hungry.

kruger_d's avatar

Huducken. Human stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken. Cuz I’d like to taste like chicken. One last laugh.

cookieman's avatar

Purée, like a gazpacho.

Nomore_Tantrums's avatar

So, I’ve been invited to dinner by aliens, but I’m the main course? I think I’ll pass on that one boys, but thanks anyway!

FragileLayers's avatar

What an odd question…I love it!

I think they should put me in a blender and hit puree. Slurp me with a straw. No ingredients needed as I’m sweet and spicy already.

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