Fluther: If you had large enough chopsticks could you pick up Jupiter?

If you had large enough chopsticks could you pick up Jupiter?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24469

) February 24th, 2022
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Or would it be a consistency of soup? What planets could you pick up?

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Well, I could, but then, I’m pretty good with chopsticks.

canidmajor (21235

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Jupiter is suspected of having a solid core, hidden under layers of gaseous and liquid hydrogen, so if your chopsticks do not melt under the intense heat, about 24000 °C, you could pick it up.

ragingloli (51968

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No because it’s gas.

Dutchess_III (46813

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There is a solid core way down under the clouds.

RocketGuy (15239

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You need more than chopsticks. You need a lever and a fulcrum, and a place to stand. Just ask Archimedes.

zenvelo (39430

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You could but you would then have a trail of Jupiter’s moons following in its wake and spilling down your shirt front. It happens when you show off with chopsticks.

flutherother (34531

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I wonder if you got your chopstick idea from Archimedes

LostInParadise (31915

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To have chopsticks that are large enough to pick up Jupiter, you would need really big hands.

elbanditoroso (33159

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I can’t pick up a piece of Styrofoam with chopsticks, so I think I’d have to pass on this one!!! :]

LadyMarissa (16089

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@flutherother I got the question last night in a dream. I wonder about weird stuff all night. Fluther is a godsend. It’s not a leverage question, but rather a center of Jupiter question.

I try to ask original questions on Fluther.

RedDeerGuy1 (24469

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If you picked it up would you eat it with sweet and sour sauce ?

Dutchess_III (46813

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@Dutchess_III No. I prefer plum sauce.

RedDeerGuy1 (24469

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