Fluther: Are the three sea shells real? (Possibly NSFW)

Are the three sea shells real? (Possibly NSFW)

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24489

) April 17th, 2022
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Like from Demolition Man.

For the future of going to be washroom?

If they are real have you tried them?

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Now you know why Sylvester Stallone movies always smell like poo.

zenvelo (39434

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A friend of mine put new wallpaper in his bathroom, and added a patch with three seashells. I always thought that was amusingly obscure.

filmfann (52237

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^^ It’s so obscure that I am not amused. Would someone like to explain it to me if it isn’t too gross?

janbb (62884

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@janbb It’s an action film where Stallone gets put in cryogenic hibernation and thawed out in the future. It’s a “fish-out-of-water” sci-fi commentary on an “excessively clean/pure” dystopian future. Cursing is banned, sex happens over bluetooth with a matching set of helmets, everything is clean, quiet, sterile etc. The joke from the film is Stallone walks out of the bathroom and said there’s no toilet paper and that he didn’t know how to use the three sea shells. The people in the future are amused by this but we never actually see the sea shells and are left wondering, like Stallone, how that would work.

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@gorillapaws Thanks.

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