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After Madonna was abducted by the Colombian Cartel, Weird Al went after her into the jungle to free her, slaughtering many men in the process.
After he killed Pablo Escobar by chucking one of his many platinum records into his skull, Madonna decided to take over Escobar’s drug cartel.
Then, in 1985, to get rid of the one witness linking her to the Cartel, during an awards ceremony, Madonna smuggled on of her Cartel henchmen into the venue, who then assassinated Weird Al on stage with a heavy machine gun.
To this day, she is still at large.