I don’t end up with more bun than dog. If one gets to the end of the dog, simply pop the whole remainder in one’s mouth. That way you get all the mustard and any remaining onion.
Hot dog buns are rarely a bread of any quality. I’ll definitely throw those ones out. I know I’m already eating a gas station hotdog, but I still have some standards, dammit. There’s no way you’re convincing me that ketchupy bun end still counts as food.
That would be an abomination. Ketchup does not belong anywhere near a hot dog. You don’t get to comment on the quality of a hot dog bun if you put ketchup on a hot dog. Only children suffering from parental neglect put ketchup on a hot dog.
Well, how the fuck am I supposed to get that horrible bun down my gullet without any lubricant? Mustard and relish are better, yes, but the kind you get with hot dogs are unholy imitations of what they should be.
And if you think I’m going to admit to sucking back little packets of mayo with my dog, you are mistaken.