All time favorite: ‘Sorry about driving so close in front of you’.
Second favorite: ‘Visualize no liberals’.
‘What would Morrissey do?’
‘If you must ride my ass at least pull my hair’.
‘If you must ride my ass at least buy me dinner first’.
‘First Hillary, then Gennifer, now Us’.
‘If you cant trust me with a gun, how can you trust me with a choice?’
‘Think healthcare is expensive now, just wait till its free’.
‘I bet Jesus would use his turn signal’.
‘Dont just sit there, nag your husband’.
I want a couple stickers that say the following:
‘Tailgating and sounding horn will have opposite of intended effect’
‘If im not outraged its because im busy WORKING’.