You know, it’s been a lovely life so far. Enough experience early on to feel enlightened and then, treasured stability. Glad I dodged the bullet with those 2 c-sections. I get enough attention, but every now & again I feel a bit neglected. The waxing is appreciated, albeit painful. The monthly trauma is annoying, but there’s light at the end of the tunnel. So far, so good! And by the way, I think my vagina speaks in a voice similar to Salma Hayek.