1) people who park illegally in handicapped spaces. Doubly peeved if they put their flashers on as though that somehow makes it less illegal, or somehow makes the spot accessible to someone who actually needs it. You’re not a hazard, you’re a lazy jackass who should be grateful you’re healthy and that you or someone you love doesn’t have MS or Parkinsons, etc.
2) people who don’t put their shopping carts away. Doubly peeved if you leave it in a handicapped spot, in a prime parking place, or leave it somewhere where it may roll away and dent my car. Yes, there are people whose job it is to gather up the carts ... there are also people who are paid to clean the bathrooms where you work, it doesn’t mean it’s o.k. to piss on the floor.
3) people who grocery shop and talk on their cell phones (blue tooth headphones in particular) Doubly peeved if a) you are an incompetent multitasker and can’t do both, b) you are oblivious to others and stop and block the aisle. Put break lights on your ass or get off the phone c) you are oblivious and are blocking my access to the produce, soup, cereal, etc. Learn to multitask or get off the phone.
Thanks for the question Simone, as you can see, I enjoyed venting. :)