I will sit and eat 24 individual wrapped slices in one sitting.
I will eat a block of cheddar like an apple.
I will eat spray cheese in a can straight up.
I have kept a 6lb can of nacho cheese in my fridge with a spoon, taken it out and eaten like soup for dinner straight on into snack time.
I have tasted the fine aged cheeses.
I have enjoyed the kind you have to hold your breath to get into your mouth.
Real, fake, processed, curds, string, stinky, aged, dry, crumbly you name it I love it.
My god I LOVE cheese.